Master Tristan
Tristan, I find these jokes of yours most distasteful. Now don't tell me that you're not responsible for this one. It bears a considerable likeness to a remark you made only last night when we were watching Miss Bootsy in that commercial for intoxicating liquids. And please don't repeat that you don't know anyone named Bootsy, as we both know quite well that baaaaah were somewhat infatuated with the baaaah in question. I sympathize with your baaaaaah but I find that baaaaaah, and...oh, dear. It appears that the device is no longer baaaaaaah! Baaaaaah! Baa baaah baah baaaaaaah!!!
